Ottis and Family

Once upon a time there was a happy little boy with his cute little frog. He spent his day with his mom trying with all his might to roll over. Instead of rolling over though he found his right hand and it tasted good! Then he found

his left hand and that also was extremely good! Who knew that these two tiny fists of fury were also delicious treats just waiting to be sucked on?! Nobody told this "little man" about it, he was just smart enough to figure it out.

As "little man" tasted his fists and tried to roll over his daddy was comming up with a plan!

The hubs called home proudly proclaiming that he will be "In charge of dinner tonight!" "Little man's" mama.....eager to relinquish her cooking roll for the night said "What will we be having?"

"It's a surprise!"

Now, to most mama's this would be exciting news, but this mama has yet to forget how hubs "SURPRISED" her with pink footsie PJ's at Christmas time when she was eight months pregnant and looked like a piggie (if you don't know read below) So mama proceeded with care......

"Well is there anything that I could do? Make? Do you need anything? Help?"

"Nope, I have it covered!"

Well maybe it will be the hubs famous sweet and sour chicken? That is really good!!!!

Time passes on and 8:30 p.m. arrives...... The hubs walks through the door, a proud smile on his face. With a box? But wait! The box has holes in it?!? To provide air?!?!?!!!

Air for what?! What did the hubs do?!

Panicking mama asks

"What are we having for dinner?"

"Chicken! Specifically Rooster!" Comes the excited answer.

"Rooster!!!!!!" What? Wait? How? How can it be?

"Yep, found it on KSL"

"We are going to eat it?" At the exact moment a rustling is heard from within the box.

"It's still ALIVE!!!!"

"Not for long!" The hubs chuckles.

Off he goes to sharpen the knife.

Oh dear! What to do? The hubs is going to kill and skin a rooster in our backyard!!!!! And he wants me to eat it! AHHHH!!!!

Call dad. That's what I'll do. He will know how to do this. He grew up on a farm.

"Dad! Dallin is going to kill and skin a rooster and then wants us to eat it!"

Laughter is all I hear on the other end of the line. "Well it sounds like it might be good!"

Foiled in my plan to talk some sense into the hubs I gave in.

Moments before the rooster's young life ended.

P.S. for those of you interested. Rooster is not very good. Very tough and gamey.

Ugh!